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Paddles you design yourself

Your words, your fonts, little hearts and crowns, laser-engraved into a real wood paddle. You see exactly how it will look before it’s made.

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How it works

  1. Design it. Pick a paddle and add your words and motifs, on one side or both. Start from scratch or from one of our designs.
  2. We read it. A person checks every design before it’s engraved, so what you get is what you meant.
  3. We make it. Each paddle is laser-engraved by hand and sent in plain, unmarked packaging.

More about how it works

The paddles

The 14-inch

14 × 3 inches · about 7½ oz (210 g)

The classic size: 14 inches long with a 3-inch blade. Easy to handle, with room for a name and a motif or two.

The 18-inch Most popular

18 × 4 inches · about 12 oz (340 g)

Our most popular: 18 inches long with a 4-inch blade, and a third more room to engrave.

The 22-inch

22 × 5 1/4 inches · about 19½ oz (560 g)

The big one: 22 inches long with a 5¼-inch blade, room for a full line of words and a motif each side.

The 26-inch

26 × 5 1/2 inches · about 27½ oz (790 g)

The showpiece: 26 inches long with a 5½-inch blade, the most room of all.

Discreet, start to finish

  • Plain packaging with nothing about us on the outside.
  • A neutral name on your card statement.
  • No ads, trackers or analytics on this site, and your designs are private unless you share one.

Ordering opens soon. Design yours now and save it to your account, and it’ll be ready when we open.